April 18, 2011

Candy Superlatives

In the spirit of being a senior ... (woot woot!)
Imagine there's a school full of candy students. Their class superlatives would probably go a little something like this ...

WINNERS
Best Looking: Hot Tamales
Cutest Couple: Mike&Ike
Class Clown: Snickers
Biggest Flirt: Hershey's Kiss
Most Likely to Be On TV: Starburst
Most Likely to Kick Ya Ass: Jawbreaker
Best Smile: Laffy Taffy
Most Likely to Enlist in the Army: Warhead
Most Dramatic: Crybabies
Best Body: Bubblelicious
Most Likely to Succeed: Nerds
Best Athlete: Airhead
Most Likely to Drop Something: Butterfinger
Life of the Party: Fun Dip
Most Likely to Get Married: Ring Pop
Best Exchange Student: Swedish Fish
Happiest: Jolly Rancher
Most Likely to Come Out the Closet: Skittles

LOSERS
Most Unique: M&Ms
Best Attitude: Sour Power
Best to Take Home to Mom &Dad: Push Pops